Monday, October 26, 2009 Monday, August 31, 2009 Sunday, July 26, 2009

Nokia phone versus pint of beer (via NokiaConversations)

I’m a sucker for these semi-viral “unorthodox” ads, like the IE 8 Ad Campaign

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 Sunday, June 7, 2009

Bing: The Cure for Search Overload Syndrome (via bing)

I think not everyone will get the premise that these people are regurgitating the search results for those keywords, at least until a few watches. But given how much Microsoft is planning to spend, they’ll get more than a few viewings to figure it out…

Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Lifehacker - Better Windows Live Makes Microsoft Sites Better - Greasemonkey

Sadly, this is the the only strategy that would actually result in people using Microsoft’s web search.

Lifehacker - Better Windows Live Makes Microsoft Sites Better - Greasemonkey

Sadly, this is the the only strategy that would actually result in people using Microsoft’s web search.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Q: My Phone does rhyme with iPhone. Were you wary of doing that, or was that part of your plot?

Lees: No, no. My Phone is a feature. It’s not even a brand, it’s a feature. I didn’t even notice it before you said it.

Microsoft exec denies knowledge of My Phone rhyming with iPhone - TechFlash: Seattle’s Technology News Source

This is so hilariously typical of the reality distortion field of working at Microsoft. Someone asks you a simple, obvious question. Unable to comprehend simple questions, you answer by creating a semi-nonexistent distinction that you think renders all simple questions void. When pressed, you expand on the distinction, still ignoring the questions.

The discussion around UAC in Windows 7 was another classic example, which was later apologized for.

Monday, January 26, 2009
You sing, and it automatically creates a tinny, childish background track that would get bottles hurled at you in any open mic in America. It’s all part of Bill Gates’ plan to destroy cool things—in this case, music—with computers, resulting in global nerd domination. The Times points out that the ultimate proof of this can be found in all the YouTube videos by brave pioneers who fed classic songs into Songsmith and taped the results. What monster could promote something such as this?

Remixes: Awful Product With Awful Ad Makes Awful Music

These made me laugh to tears, especially Sgt. Pepper’s. Roxanne was actually faithful to the vocals in a very eerie way.